who is on your team, captain?
Marvel’s casting department cannot be beat. Literally all of the actors are their characters.
toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”
do you ever look back at your mistakes
steve rogers was an irish-american with disabilities growing up in 30s new york in a gay neighborhood and some people actually believe he would be conservative
"with disabilities"? what disability does he have
This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
I DONT GET IT????
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight.
The Office + signs
you forgot the poster of dwight that pam learned how to make in her graphic design class out of different type sets, because I have that one on my wall.
oh my god I admin this page what
|—||Something my friend told me the other day (via scrlett)|
So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA
i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space
this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far